I think we can all agree We are living in the dystopia We couldn’t have even imagined Only a few years ago Another day I didn’t leave the house For fear of allergies and cold And the crippling inertia Of ungraded compositions Next semester I plan on banning Any and all possible topics I will therefore teach The topicless class Students will be liberated From their own minds And also will be grateful For the wisdom unparted I can still grade papers From the back seat of my car While campus police prowls For students illegally parked In another life I am a television set On mute between stations Making strange snowy loops
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