Let this be an admonition that you never have to hear Never mind t-shirt slogans with their inadequate silkscreen or bumper sticker theophilandering By the time you get this message it will self destruct in five minutes And then what will be left but the seconds you stood in line as your groceries accumulated at the bottom of a cart waiting for you to collect them in a bag you should have remembered to bring. Any cash back? Hell no. Face front. Keep moving and get out of the way. There. Just like I told you. Let me put that phone away for you. I’ve got nowhere else to be anyway. I’ve always been here and here I will stay. Plastic or paper?
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