You know that career you always said you were meant for? Turns out you weren’t. You know that trickle of water that falls from the faucet & interrupts your dreams on an hourly basis? Turns out no one can fix it. You remember that time in your life when everything was evergreen & evanescent and you knew it wouldn’t last forever? Turns out you were right. You know that viral video going around the internet that everyone linked to in self-righteousness and indignation? Turns out no one watched it. And the incident just keeps happening over & over Just like that. Huh. Turns out.